So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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