Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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