We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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