I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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