I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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