the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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