You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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