# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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