My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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