I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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