I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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