Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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