Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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