Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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