I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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