We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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