I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Randomize
