She announced her abortion via fbk
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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