On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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