dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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