quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
