Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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