Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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