i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
whose parrot is this?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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