these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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