STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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