Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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