I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
