at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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