Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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