As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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