I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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