This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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