I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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