I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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