I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
birth control should be required to get into college
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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