doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So vagazzling was a success
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