Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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