ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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