she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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