My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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