i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He told me they were just razor bumps!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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