its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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