we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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