you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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