Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Randomize
