garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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