I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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