thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Randomize
