Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
