he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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