My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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