Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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