that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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