just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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