He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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